I wish things were as simple as this manifesto makes them out to be. You can’t give up privacy because some Republican told you you’re a criminal if you don’t. It’s actually all throughout the piece, but it’s most pronounced here. Cookies help us deliver our Services. It is my belief that attendance at amateur conferences such as ShmooCon, Summercom, Toorcon, HOPE and even CCC will soon begin to dwindle. It’s ok to be a wild hacker in your younger years and then become a professional later in life. It’s compartmentalizing everything into neat boxes so that you know who’s a real hacker, who’s a sell-out, that the government is bad, etc.
But I also think privacy is going away, and that it is inevitable. I agree with 90% of what’s being said here, and trolling noobs should never go out of style, but we shouldn’t pretend that the world is simple, because it isn’t. As current attendees mature they will become the next generation of security professionals, not hackers. Describe the issue in detail. It’s not useful. There also maple syrup! And true hackers figure out how to be good, in a dirty world, as a professional. Everybody prepare yourselves. And that’s precisely the sensation I got.
First, I think the piece is trying to do multiple things at the same time. 100% agree.

Here you can find the list of memes, video and GIFs created by user Defcon5 I don’t get the professional hate, or the conflation of complex topics. save hide report. The piece conflates these two in an overly simplistic way. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast, Press J to jump to the feed. The Uncanny Valley is where something like a CG character is almost perfect but is off just enough to cause alarm (see Tom Hanks above). National security is a thing, and it needs good security people to help. I state that the information in this notification is accurate and, under penalty of perjury, that I am the owner of the exclusive right that is allegedly infringed, or an authorized agent for the owner. This is because of the future of technology, data exchange, society, etc.—not because christian republicans are awesome, and ‘Merica. Defcon 5. We have canola and racist people! If this is not a dank meme, Downvote this comment! It was easier for me when they were. We still need innovative security researchers but we need professionals.

I plan on writing a book covering many topics during my growth form a hacker to a security professional. This one is a clear attack on those who think it’s immature to pursue true research and disclose vulnerabilities, and I absolutely agree with the point. I spend my time reading 3-6 books a month on security, technology, and society—and thinking about what might be coming next. There are nuances of course, but in general this is not something that the community benefits by giving up.

Don’t come to Saskatchewan! It’s basically taking real, solid points, making them well and in a funny way, and then at the same time bashing hackers and/or wannabes who are transitioning to being professionals. By using iFunny you agree to our Privacy policy. inb4 we all die in ww3. And Feminist-Totally-Not-Racist-Black-Face-Loving Trudaeu. Unlike the U.S., Canada enforces its immigration laws. I give my permission to pass my contact information to the alleged infringing party. I get it.

The “professional” bashing is the weakest part of the piece, and it’s what produced the Uncanny Valley feel for me. I oppose one, and I believe the other to be inevitable. Trevor, smokes let's go. I believe that we are in a post-hacker world. An Information Security Glossary of Terms. And finally, it’s trying to say some serious things about the industry, which is where I think it lands squarely in the Uncanny Valley.

If this post breaks the rules, report it and Downvote this comment! But that’s the Fox News approach. They’re two separate forces. If this post breaks the rules, report it and Downvote this comment! This is a hard one because I agree with the straw man that they’re knocking over, which is the “if you’ve got nothing to hide” argument.

Kind of like something good that’s slightly turned. Professionals have professional credentials. There's more then polar bears and trees up here. share. Good dope n liquor drinks too bud? If this is a dank meme, Upvote this comment! Then we get this vibe as well. Feel free to approach me at Black Hat or other conferences to discuss these issues. Feeling poetic today? Thank you for helping us in keeping r/dankmemes dank. The next two sections are where I started feeling the Spidey Sense go off. 317 comments. Becoming a professional doesn’t have to mean compromising your values. You can’t blindly trust the government, because ‘Merica.