Firefly: Oh, I see. I should have been back here a long time ago. Finally, the Duck Soup script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the Marx Brothers movie. Firefly: Well, that covers a lot of ground. Rufus T. Firefly: Here are the plans of war. Duck Soup Quotes. Rufus T. Firefly: How would you like a job in the mint? Rufus T. Firefly: So you're on the other side, eh? I love you! I could dance with you till the cows come home. Secretary of War: Gentlemen, gentlemen. Chicolini: Well, the food is better over here. What do you intend to do about it?Chicolini: I've done it already. Rufus T. Firefly: You've done what? Quotes tagged as "duck-soup" Showing 1-2 of 2 “Clear? Huh. Welcome back to MEMORABLE MOVIE QUOTES, that column where we look at memorable quotes from classic movies. You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle. I Could Dance With You Till The Cows Come Home, On Second Thought, I'd Rather Dance With The Cows When You Came Home. Has four pair of pants, lives in Philadelphia... Is it male or female? To me you suggest a baboon.Ambassador Trentino: What? Rufus T. Firefly: That's a swell plan... why couldn't you arrange for me to strike him? Chicolini: Well, I tell you what I think, I think we should have a standing army. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Duck Soup. About UberQuotes Chicolini: Mister you no understand. | Ya, that's where he lives -- Dallas, Texas. © 2020 Movie Fanatic Rufus T. Firefly: Just for that, you don't get the job I was going to give you. Nothing doing. He's had a change of heart. Bob Roland: You're shooting your own men! Sit down. What do you intend to do about it?Chicolini: I've done it already. Go and break through the lines. Rufus T. Firefly: Lieutenant, why weren't the original indictment papers placed in my portfolio? 39 total quotes. That's-a pretty quick work, eh? I could dance with you 'til the cows come Duck Soup quotes: the most famous and inspiring quotes from Duck Soup. Voila! We'll have to buy them ready made. Rufus T. Firefly: Oh, I see, then it was murder. ... How would you like a job in the mint? Firefly: I don't mind if I do. You; Head; Over; Rufus T. Firefly: Married. Clear? Duck Soup. Why, he's dead. Cite this page. Duck Soup. To the House of Representatives! How Do You Like That? He wants to know what to do. Rufus T Firefly: Never mind that stuff, take a card. Chicolini: I've changed to the other side. [locked in a closet] Hey let me out! Why a four-year-old child could understand this report! I can see you right now in the kitchen, bending over a hot stove. Firefly: Hmmph. Bob Roland: Why, uh, I didn't think those papers were important at this time, your excellency. Rufus T. Firefly: Hahahahahaha, they're fleeing like rats! (the Cabinet exchange startled looks) Now, gentlemen, we've got to start looking for a new Treasurer. Chicolini: I've changed to the other side. I hope you'll fin... Maybe you can suggest something. And I feel sure he will accept this gesture in the spirit of which it is offered. Duck Soup Quotes. Rufus T. Firefly: Now let me see. I suggest that we give him ten years in Leavenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth. Rufus T. Firefly: Lieutenant, why weren't the original indictment papers placed in my portfolio?Bob Roland: Why, uh, I didn't think those papers were important at this time, your Excellency.Rufus T. Firefly: You didn't think they were important? And that's putting them pretty cheap. Firefly: Don't look now... but there's one man too many in this room, and I think it's you. Trade Minister: I wish to discuss the tariff. No, no, I no like a mint. Full of witty lines, great sight gags, and even some snazzy song numbers ("Freedonia's Going to War" is the hilarious declaration of battle), this is surely one of the best--if not the best--the Marx Brothers have to offer. Firefly: You get awfully tiresome after a while. Mrs. Teasdale: I was with him to the very end. Labor Minister: But you appointed one last week! As a matter of fact, you do suggest something. Chicolini: Mint? No, Napoleon danced before me. How late do you stay open? We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.